Saturday, July 18, 2009

Questioning the V

Since when did the plunging neckline become a fashion DO for men?
Am I missing something? When did THIS become hot?

The v neck is also known as the "douche tee". Which I find pretty appropriate considering that the lamest guys I know wear them. I also find it useful when I'm at parties. Its always safe to stay away from guys who think its okay to show their cleavage! TRUST ME!

The only thing worse than v necks on guys, is v necks on overweight guys. And whats worse than that? V neck's AND skinny jeans on overweight guys. Like bikini's and spandex are for women, the skinny jean is for men. Like I tell the ladies- its a privilege, not a right!

Remember boys, you aren't Zac Efron!

I'm pretty sure he (and gay men) are the only ones who can kind of pull off the look. (And that is because after seeing High School Musical, I'm still not convinced of his sexual orientation)

4 comments:

Melissa Lundquist said...

oh my goodness... i can't agree with you more... like homosexuallness all over it. especially when they have curly pubic-like chest hair coming out the top. makes me want to gag every time. zach is a babe, homos pull it over, the last guy i dated wore them with a necklace... not so much.
i love your blog.
ps i changed my blog... sorry
love you.

Nate and Lynlee said...

Ok how did I not know you had a blog?? I was laughing so hard at reading some of your posts! I especially liked the comment on Zach Effron. I too watched High School Musical... he's super cute, but a little homo acting. Anyways, I'm happy to have your blog so I can keep updated on the fashion world!

Jen said...

Brittany!!!

Ok so I was totally being a creeper and found your blog on Lynlee's page... I love it!! I was telling Brent "Brittany says you can only wear a V neck if your Zach Effron" and then of course he started making excuses for himself like "well you have to have the right shoulders... and I have the right shoulders... blah blah" haha Anyways I love love your style!!
www.skipperfam.blogspot.com

Eric said...

V-necks are so 2 summers ago...American apparel couldnt keep enough in stock...now you should only use to wash the car or wear around the house.